//<![CDATA[
						 
		// The Array Function 

		function makeArray(len) {
			for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
		this.length = len;
		}

		// This is where the array of text/images/sounds is created.

		ideas = new makeArray(25);
		ideas[0] = "since 1758 AD . . ."
		ideas[1] = "since Oregon . . . "
		ideas[2] = "since 7:14 am . . ."
		ideas[3] = "with rampant glee . . ."
		ideas[4] = "since Mr. Muffles was run over . . ."
		ideas[5] = "by dating their sisters . . ."
		ideas[6] = "since we can . . ."
		ideas[7] = "-- hey look, a puppy!"
		ideas[8] = "since we were excommunicated . . ."
		ideas[9] = "because it's so easy . . ."
		ideas[10] = "with our horrable speling . . ."
		ideas[11] = "until we get fed . . ."
		ideas[12] = "with our matching outfits . . ."
		ideas[13] = "since the Mesozaic era . . ."
		ideas[14] = "since the Van Buren administration . . ."
		ideas[15] = "with our pissing . . ."
		ideas[16] = "and then feeling a little guilty about it, but ultimately deciding not to care one way or the other . . ."
		ideas[17] = "with big, heavy, ugly rocks . . ."
		ideas[18] = "with our sorcerer's ways, even though they haven't conjured up the stolen data tapes . . ."
		ideas[19] = "with our snoring . . ."
		ideas[20] = "since we were kicked out of Bolivia . . ."
		ideas[21] = "and jolly ho, we just bodged the porkies right fierce and Bob's your uncle . . ."
		ideas[22] = "and nailing the dismount . . ."
		ideas[23] = "by voting Republican . . ."
		ideas[24] = "since this page loaded . . ."


		// The random number generator.

		function rand(n) {
		seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
		return (seed >> 16) % n;
		}

		var now = new Date()
		var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff


		//]]>